In response to an unnamed sociologist's musing that he'd like to see what happened if I posted an ad, some law student actually wrote one for me. Unfortunately, unlike the folks at Creative Juices Consulting, she doesn't seem to have mastered the art of advertising. And I'm still not being paid to be a lab rat. Damn.
You want him but you just don’t know it yet.
You might not have met him YET, but you know he is a nice guy.
After all, we are talking about the famous Gabriel Seah aka Agooga (sic) of http://gssq.blogspot.com.
You know that he is knowledgeable and well-informed, dishing out information and juicy news. What will you do without him in this era of frivolous blogs? And it’s not just the fluff; this guy is seriously smart being a scholar (sic - unless you count being a USP "scholar").
In addition, he’s funny, entertaining and makes you laugh. Definitely fun-loving, open to ideas, you can talk to him about anything and everything. You will never be bored with him!
Where can you find the guy who will never complain that you are fat?
He will never complain about how long and how much you spend on your hair and will even go to the salon and rebond his hair with you!
Did we mention before that he is a scholar?
Scholar = smart = recognised talent = hot stuff = good job prospects = good job = good money = stable life
Gabriel’s good for cuddling and ok-looking now and has great potential later when he decides to shape up. He has long flowing hair and a nice smile. You have to see him in person to be charmed.
You might not know him well enough now, but we assure you, you will like him.
Drop him a note here and prepare to have an interesting time.
A: Drop him a note here and prepare to have an interesting time.
sounds like you’re going to do something nasty
B: He has long flowing hair and a nice smile
haha.. reminds me of you-know-who
Addendum:
Keywords: you're fat, date, do your hair together, never say you're fat, never say you are fat