Shingo; Rolling Bomber Special

This is quite screwy:


*Masked characters clad in spandex run towards the camera and confront our protagonist*

*Protagonist drops a can of "Popsi"*

Red Fresh: We finally found you, Katori!

Green Fresh (presumably): Stop right there!

Blue Fresh: There's no escape!

All 5 Freshmen: Katori Shintaro!

Katori: Who are you?

Freshmen: We are the Earth Defender Freshmen!

...

Blue Fresh: Do you wish for world peace?

Yellow Fresh: You don't, do you?

Katori: Huh?

Blue Fresh: See? You are clearly intent on destroying the Earth!

*Red Fresh launches a flying kick, but is way off the mark and lands in a heap of garbage bags*