I love this spoof:

"Again, I question your apparent divine ability to speak for god. [e.g."He knows all of our futures. Whether He grants our prayers or not is not dependent on whether we worship Him or not".]

Or did your pastor feed you all these crap? But it's OK if you are fed crap by your pastor because it is what god meant for you to have.

god wanted me to insult you this way too.

if you feel insulted and hurt, god meant for you to feel this way. Hallelujeh!

if you don't feel insulted and are OK with what i wrote. Hallelujeh! god gave you the wisdom to withstand contrarian views to you fiath. you have held your fiath strong. Hallelujeh!

if you don't understand anything i wrote. Hallelujeh, god made you the village idiot. It's OK. god loves everyone including all the kids at special schools. in fact, he loves them more. Hallelujeh. So nice to be an idiot."