Monday, June 06, 2005

Entries for the photo caption/identity contest, closed with the publication of Part 1 (Flight to Newark, Day 1 - Newark-Princeton) of my travelogue, in which participants were asked to caption the following photograph:

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1) Anonymous (via the feedback form):

"Ahem. Maybe it's a picture in a breast implant clinic, where the patients have to feel to see if they like the feeling =P
"Don't touch my moobie!""


2) zhi yang:

some science convention? ha. people must be staring when you were taking the photo.


3) gh:

Museum of Sex in NY? Part of a life size love doll?


4) cH:

Caption: Itchy Agagooga groping a wax, no, sponge model of a woman's torso.

Taken at: Some museum in West Point, New York (is there such a place? Shall I research that? ;)).


5) En Ming:

Given the caption, I would have liked to think that the exhibit was found at the WEST POINT MILITARY ACADEMY, but I know better...


6) melvin:

caption 1: Hah! Mine's bigger.

caption 2: (Right hand missing in photo) Fap Fap Fap...


7) Sanz:

The Museum of Sex in NY.

Caption: Agagooga's Daily Teachings: How to examine the difference between the fake boobs and the real boobs.


8) jan:

Place - Stress Balls Factory (design department).

Caption - The (awful) truth behind the invention of stress balls.

( ihaveafeelingiwillwin! (: )


9) plagiarist:

caption: gssq feeling stressed

location: NY


10) Swee Shoon:

The photo clearly gives it away...

West Point, NY

How about one of those instant gratification machines the US Army's Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) has ingeniously developed, to cater to the necessities of war. And of course, to lower incidences of Rape in the occupied territories.

"Squeeze gently for assistance"

*squeeze manequin

"(In a deep voice)You are suffering from sexual deprivation. Welcome to the US Army."


11) hertz vector:

Caption: Ooooohh, aaaaahhhh...


12) solsetur:

caption: Greedy Gabriel Gets Glued to Grecian Goddess

guess: the Met huh.


13) Wowbagger:

MoMA.


14) ted:

Caption:

mmmmmm...feels...nice...


15) Unoewho:

Caption 1: Bust

Caption 2: Aga's Masturpiece

Caption 3: MET's timeless sculpture of the female body in all its glory turned into interactive porn for cheap tourist


A great batch of entries, that. It was tough trying to find a winner (really!) Some respondents sneakily tried to identify the photo by looking at the file name. Hah! Just because the photo was in a folder called "Westpoint, NY 1" and I forgot to rename it and didn't feel like uploading it again on a 4kb/s dialup connection doesn't mean that it was taken in Westpoint. Nice try, buds.

The picture was, of course, taken in the Museum of Sex in New York and is of the torso, residing in their permanent collection, of a RealDoll made by Abyss Creations LLC. This is the very same museum that earlier this year was host to the exhibition "SEX AMONG THE LOTUS - 2500 Years of Chinese Erotic Obsession". As such, gh was absolutely correct in his (or more probably, her - for reasons that will be made clear when I recount my visit to the Museum) visit there.

However, the winning entry was submitted by Ms "ihaveafeelingiwillwin! (:" jan:

"Place - Stress Balls Factory (design department).

Caption - The (awful) truth behind the invention of stress balls."

For the record, I have seen before, in a Melbourne shop called "Urban Attitude" (IIRC), a stress-relief aid in the shape of a breast. Unfortunately, it was much harder than the model pictured above, and certainly firmer than the real thing. Perhaps that is a design decision undertaken to aid in stress relief.

Unfortunately, due to my brother-in-law's losing of something I'd gotten for someone, the item which I'd allocated for this competition will have to be substituted instead (sorry). Hopefully something will turn up (one way or the other).
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