"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trigger Happy

Trigger happy, trigger happy



Got an AK-47

Well you know it makes me feel all right

Got an Uzi by my pillow

Helps me sleep a little better at night

There's no feeling any greater

Than to shoot first and ask questions later

Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

   Trigger happy every day



Well, you can't take my guns away

I got a constitutional right

Yeah, I gotta be ready

If the Commies attack us tonight

I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson

That oughta teach 'em all a darn good lesson

Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

   Trigger happy every day



Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Oh, baby I'm trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Oh, I'm so trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Better watch out, punk

Or I'm gonna have to blow you away



Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy

Last night in the den

   Shot daddy in the den

I mistook him in the dark

For a drug-crazed Nazi again

   Drug-crazed Nazi again

Now why'd you have to get so mad

It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad

You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

   Trigger happy every day



Oh, I still haven't figured out

The safety on my rifle yet

   Bop doo wop shoo wop wop doo wop

Little Fluffy took a round

Better take him to the vet

   Bop doo wop shoo wop wop doo wop

I filled that kitty cat so full of lead

We'll have to use him for a pencil instead

Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

   Trigger happy every day



Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Oh, baby I'm trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Oh, I'm so trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Better watch out, punk

Or I'm gonna have to blow you away



Come on and grab your ammo

What have you got to lose

We'll get all liquored up

And shoot at anything that moves



Got a brand new semi-automatic

Weapon with a laser sight

   Shoot to kill, now, shoot to kill

Oh, I'm prayin' somebody

Tries to break in here tonight

   Shoot to kill, now, shoot to kill

I always keep a Magnum in my trunk

You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk

Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

   Trigger happy every day



Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Oh, baby I'm trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Oh, I'm so trigger, trigger happy

Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Better watch out, punk

Or I'm gonna have to blow you away



   Watch out or I'll blow you away

Better watch out, punk

Or I'm gonna have to blow you away

{Repeat to fade}