If you will recall, you DID offer home, hearth and board - and the chance to browse through your library - in exchange for my regaling you with rousing tales and stirring epics. We had a classic wandering-troubadour/feudal-lord arrangement!

And it was only a $7.40 taxi fare! That hardly constitutes "largesse"!

And finally, I only chomped merrily on ONE you tiao.