More comments on the ducks:

"hahahaha who's that?
what amazing screams

you yowled like a eunuchified mat rocker in a monastery??"

"Why did you send me screaming ducks?

Oh my god. YOu are insane."

I must find some way to post it online. Maybe I'll share it on Kazaa with some choice keywords, especially those taken from Kazaa Lite's default "banned keywords" list: r@ygold, reelkiddimov, kiddie, underage, ddoggprn, child porn, incest, sex child, preteen, pre teen, twinks, gay, 11yr, 12yr, 13yr, 14yr, 15yr, lolita

My queue is sure to be full.