On a new principal (NOT of ACJC):
"it's quite amusing to see how they demand us that the guys cut so short their hair that it almost becomes crew, girls having to wear distasteful socks and the lamest ever ban on ankle socks. this isn't a madrasah, man! we want to see more legs! but the sad fact is that there isn't much of "legs" to be see in my school. i've got this friend who wears really short a skirt to college almost everyday, and when questioned told me that her skirt "shrank" after washing (yeah like right and why doesn't my school pants shrink as well) but the butt of all jokes is that she's got a really unsightly face which led to a couple of mates labelling the short skirt as nothing but a smokescreen to draw attention away from her face. hah, evil."
"somewhere in acjc several girls go missing from lecture. led of course by the laziest of laziest vivien "can't even take a moment standing" t (who so happens to my girlfriend, haha.) having since graduated, her legacy still lives on..."