To: Yaoi Girl
"a nice large movie screen wherein two men lie down one on top of another and they kiss?"
Erm. I don't remember this part. Ergo why I thought you were being too obsessive.
I love Mike's List:
Unfortunate Product Design
AudioBooksForFree.Com, a UK-based online MP3 audio book publisher, offers the AK-MP3 Jukebox, a $300, 20-gigabyte MP3 player built into a Kalashnikov automatic rifle ammunition magazine. You can carry it in the included camouflage ammo pack, or, if you happen to have a Kalashnikov, snap it into the rifle. Don't bother trying to take this player as carry-on next time you fly...
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