We is dedicated to the nerd aesthetic. Hyuck hyuck hyuck.

It's a tough calling, being a nerd, but it is a profession only a few are equipped to master. Amongst other things, one must deal with celibacy, the complete absence of social skill ("The mark of the true nerd is not that he is unaware of his social awkwardness, but truly does not care"), and the constant unending distractions from the pursuit of trivia, knowledge, wisdom, and erratically time-consuming interests. These distractions include family, the leprous call of normality, and the constant temptation to pick up this thing lesser mortals have called "a life."