This was just priceless- i had to post it. On ICQ msging a few minutes earlier:

andrew: *wheee*
friends is starting in half an hour! I love mondays, there's friends on channel 5, then 10 minutes later... there's friends on ntv7! And there's ed later too.

anonymous-person-whom-i-have-yet-to-meet-in-person: *pauses*

do you ever say things like that in real life?