Balderdash

"A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more in old age, as a fine building should be seen by morning l...

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?...

"No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded." - Yogi Berra *** 八十一章 信言不美，美言不信。 善者不辩，辩者不善。 知者不博，博者不知。 圣人不积，既以为人，己愈有；...

"The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy." - Alfred North Whitehead *** "Outcall massage ser...

"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?" - Fred Allen *** (via Sangyu)

"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." - J. B...

"I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't." - Victor Borge *** La publicité : *Pro...

"When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway." - Clyde B....

"After we came out of the church, we stood talking for some time together of Bishop Berkeley's ingenious sophistry to prove the non...

This should actually be called: "Just how overpriced Macs are"

"There are too many people, and too few human beings." - Robert Zend *** 爱 - the Taiwanese drama du jour - is hilarious. Sce...

"I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS." - Robert Bakker, paleontologist *** On Sunday I...

"Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks." - Eric Sevareid *** Money Shots, Masturbation, and ...

"Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk." - Henry David Thoreau *** Here’s one kind...

"We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it." - Roald Dahl *** Apples and PCs: Who innovates more, Appl...

"A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works." - John Gaule *** WHAT DREAM...

"Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out." - Samuel ...

"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." - Jimmy Buffett *** "If there be those who would not save the Union u...

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp." - Joan Rivers ...

"Life is an unbroken succession of false situations." - Thornton Wilder *** Dan Carlin's Hardcore History: Show 24 - Class...