Balderdash

"In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are." - Nicholas Chamf...

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office...

"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." - Bill Watterson *** No, It’s Not About Race "They were carry...

"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect....

A more sophisticated version of an old cheap trick (think of a number. Multiply it by X, divide is by Y and add Z. You will get the same num...

A great phrase from Frigid Girl: "un petit mont feutré de mousse delicate, tracé sur le milieu d'un fillet escarlatte" "J...

Four Worms & A Lesson A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed int...

"A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool." - Joseph Roux *** Secret of Sem...

"If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it." - Pierre Beaumarchais *** Vouchers for top NSmen "FAMILIES of National Serv...

"We're actors - we're the opposite of people." - Tom Stoppard *** A : I'm interested in finding out whether there...

"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." - Garry Shandling *** China boycotts Deaflympics - "The Chinese team did not s...

"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends." - Woody Allen *** A letter Paul wrote to complain about the ...

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." - Thomas Jefferson (attr) *** Someone : he...

This guy had better get hazard pay: Then again, the PLA has so many applicants they need to turn some away anyway. We need to import some of...

"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." - Abba Eban *** A Story o...

"Truth is more of a stranger than fiction." - Mark Twain *** Quangos ban traditional phrases like 'whiter than white' and ...

The Girl Paradox (from GraphJam): "Hot Girl Smart Girl Nice Girl" Eric's answer to it: "Smart Rich Funny"

"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating." - Oscar Wilde *** From May: "ASEAN-Republic of Korea Commem...

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H. P. Lovecra...

"There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence." - Henry Adams *** My favourite variant of a popular joke: Th...