Friday, June 22, 2012

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Maneki-neko


(you can train cats to do SOME things after all...)

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

N Vietnam 2012 - Day 2, Part 3 - Halong Bay: Thien Cung Grotto

"If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation." - Tom Stoppard

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N Vietnam 2012
Day 2 - 25th May - Halong Bay: Thien Cung Grotto
(Part 3)

We then went to one island to view a cave.

There were floodlights on some islands, but they are only used one day a year - during a festival.

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Island

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Pier

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"Ha Long Bay - Natural Wonder of the World"

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On the Thien Cung Grotto. "Thien Cung" translates as "Heaven Palace". It's probably 天宫 in Chinese characters.

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More effusive self-praise.

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"If any organizations or individual violate this regulation they will be punished according to the current law of the Vietnamese Socialist Republic"
Punishment is a moving target


There was very strange music playing as we mounted the stairs

The interior of the cave was lit with funky colours.

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Some might consider this vile, but I was alright with it.

The cave ceiling looks like the ocean floor because in the past the cave was flooded.

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Notice the guy with the monitor at the bottom

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Light streaming in: the cave had been discovered when a fisherman had run after a monkey (who scampered into the cave)

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I think this was one of the many fanciful anthropomorphic formations


Panorama

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Penguin Dustbin


Panorama 2

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Cave HQ. Besides a photo booth there's "desk of appraises" and "the ideas box"

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After a while I tired of the fanciful and contrived anthropomorphic formations, but this was mildly amusing: a breast and a phallus

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Outside the cave

On the way back down to the jetty, I bought a 7-up for 20,000 VND. I knew it was a ripoff, but it compared favourably to the tepid US$1.50 drinks on the ship. And it was cool too (even if not cold).

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I don't know why they were throwing rocks into the sea (from the boat on the right)

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Parking sign on island (???)

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UNESCO sign on window

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AST tours: "Affable, Safe, Trustworthy"

We then drove back. The rest stop was expectedly amusing.

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The back of a book. I hope their Vietnamese is better than their French.

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The French premium: 110,000 vs 80,000 for the same book - "The girl in the picture" (on Kim Phuc)

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Look at the altar and see the words "香烟" ("cigarette")

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"Alova Gold Cruises.com. we care about your trip"
The fact that they have to point that out...

There was a sign for some company with "Simona" in its name - but the Vietnamese translation didn't have this word at all.

A saw a sign reading "Tuan Anh" and got excited for a fraction of a second, before remembering that it was a very common name.

I saw a "No 1 Cafe". So it's not just an obscure comic strip that used to be in the Straits Times.

I was the last person to be dropped off (after promises to send each other photos via a self-designated coordinator - I still haven't gotten any), so I noticed that the others' hotels were in more lively areas. In contrast, around mine there were fewer signs in English, fewer hotels and fewer tourists. It was more 'authentic' though.

I went searching for something new for dinner. The hostel receptionist recommended a Pho Bo place, but I decided not to have Pho in Vietnam (since I could get good Pho in Singapore) and so expand my culinary horizons.

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Dinner place sign

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Dinner prep

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The stall

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Dinner: glutinous rice with pickled cucumber, Chinese sausage, braised egg, pepper, shredded pork and some black sauce/zap on top.

Another option was something that looked like panfried rice cake topped with shredded fish/shrimp (the yellow thing), but I wanted to try the meats.

Dinner cost 50,000 VND. Actually this was the most outrageous ripoff yet - possibly more expensive than the equivalent would cost in Singapore, but it was 8:30pm and it was raining, I was tired and aching etc. To benchmark, Pho Ga at a cafe (with table service and airconditioning) was 55,000 VND. Well done.

When I got back to my room I discovered they'd turned off the aircon because it was leaking. Eventually we got them to turn it on (albeit seemingly at a higher temperature), otherwise I might not have been able to sleep.


Southeast Asia enjoys a perfect confluence of factors, which makes it my most detested tourist destination:

- Hot
- Humid
- Dirty
- Language problems
- Under-developed infrastructure
- Poor presentation of touristic sights (e.g. audioguides, information panels, leaflets)
- People trying to swindle you everywhere

(note that all of these are negatives, but they do not all have the same weightage)

Putting together my database of destinations, I was able to isolate the various factors. For example, when I was in China it was neither hot nor humid, the tourist infrastructure was a bit better, the tourists sights were better presented, I had fewer language problems and people didn't try to swindle me nearly as often. Meanwhile South China had been hot and humid, but with fewer swindlers. The US doesn't have as much history, but what history it has is well-presented. And Japan scored highly in every category except language.

After reflection, my general list of things that annoy me is, in descending order, the humidity, the heat and then the swindlers. However, Vietnam was particularly outstanding in the last, so it was the single most aggravating factor about the country - far worse than any of the others (and possibly all of them combined).

The only advantage of Southeast Asia is that it's cheap, even if you're being swindled. Yet, as I have noted before, there are psychic costs to being swindled. It's not the dollar amount that pisses me off, but rather the fact that I'm being swindled.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Humanist of the Year 2012

"The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them." - Sir William Bragg

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The Humanist Society (Singapore) presents the Humanist of the Year award for 2012 to Mr Alex Au Waipang (above). This award is given to Singapore humanists who have made an positive impact on the society at large, locally and internationally. It is established in 2011 and its first recipient is local author Catherine Lim.

This year, the event will be held at

Singapore Council of Women's Organisations,
Training Room 2 & 3
96 Waterloo St 187967
23 June, 2012
3PM to 6PM
Entry fee is $10 for members, $12 for non-members.


To register, you can
1) Email us at info@humanist.org.sg
2) RSVP on Facebook
3) RSVP on Meetup

At the same time, the Humanist Society is celebrating the WORLD HUMANIST DAY. This Day is celebrated annually on June 21 as a way to spread information-and combat misinformation-about the positive aspects of humanism as a philosophical life stance and means to affect change in the world. (Source: http://www.secularseasons.org/june/world_humanist.html)

ABOUT ALEX AU

Born in 1952, Mr Au is a prominent social commentator and gay activist in Singapore. His personal blog, Yawning Bread, is founded in 1996 and is renowned today as a treasure stove of sharp, witty analyses. To the local gay community, Mr Au is highly respected for his relentless fight against the discrimination they face in a socially conservative society. He is one of the founders of People Like Us, a local gay equality lobby group formed in 1993. In addition, Mr Au has conducted talks, appeared on television and hit the ground running as a photographer and interviewer. He is a vocal defender of Singapore's secularism and an outspoken critic of religious extremism, pseudo-scientific institutions and creationism.

In recognition of his courageous efforts to improve the human condition, the Humanist Society (Singapore) honours Mr Au with the Humanist of the Year award for 2012.

After the award, members of the Society will be heading out for drinks. You are most welcome to join us.