"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner

Random Playlist Song: Albinoni - Oboe Concerti Op 9 (The Academy of Ancient Music) - #1 In B Flat Maj - Allegro

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I figured out what was wrong with my camera: when you whack the lens, it usually starts working again, so the problem is probably a loose connection. Which means that I have plenty of pictures from my hair rebonding session to post.

Yes! I finally got sick of trying to manage my hair, which was curling horribly and sticking out all over the place. So I took the plunge (I figured it couldn't be any worse than what I currently had) and now it's much better, as the before and after shots will show. And so readers will be treated to an short, amply illustrated account of the process, for all who are curious.



Sample before shot. Notice horrible curling on both sides of head, as well as hairs sticking out from top and side. Bear in mind that this is with hairband and clips.


While sitting in the chair. My erstwhile hair in almost full horror.


My hair then gets clipped so the cream can be applied


He Who Must Not Be Named claims I look papal. This is after the cream that presumably breaks down the sulphur bonds in hair is applied.


The cream is washed out


I get a blowjob to dry my hair out


My hair gets ironed


More cream resulting in the Tony Tan look


He Who Must Not Be Named is very proud that he has snapped my hairband after playing with it


This set of cream is washed out.


Another blowjob


My hair gets trimmed a bit


And it's done!


Gah.


Now even though my hair is no longer au naturel, I actually have more normal looking hair. And now it is truly soft, thick, and easy to style. Yay. Though that won't solve the problem of it getting stuck in the straps of my bags. No wonder girls dislike large (and therefore potentially heavy, with serious consequences if hair gets stuck) bags and backpacks, and like to hold their bags instead of slinging them.

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